Matt and Celia and Celia's German exchange student Karina came over. The Germans are mostly pretty cool except the guys usually suck because they steal all the girls for two weeks and insult our crappy town, but I guess the second thing isn't so bad. Also I don't like how they're referred to as commodities. Like, "Dude! My German comes in tomorrow!" "Sweet, Dude! I got two Germans!" "Wanna trade me?" Anyway Karina was probably the best one. I thought this one with really short shorts was the best one because I liked her short shorts, but Karina told me she's a bitch. So anyway, on to the story part, which will be known as My Life Is Jon Beever.
My Life Is Jon Beever
So I was pretty convinced Karina was into me on multiple occasions. Today was their last day in the states so if I was going to do anything it would be today. (Like confess my love (that's a joke(witz(german for joke)))) So we were 'flirting' (hate that word) and whatnot and I leaned across this counter/island thing in my kitchen and asked, "Who do you miss most from Germany?" and she spouted back, "My boyfriend." Needless to say, I was quite flabbergasted. Obviously she wasn't as into as I had predicted. I should have known, though, because if a girl asks to borrow my pass book I'm pretty convinced she's into me. Clearly my judgment is very inaccurate. Then to make things worse, when it was time for them to go, I was like, "I'll never see you again!" Just being over dramatic as a joke because that makes her laugh. Matt told her to kiss me goodbye, and in my head I was like SWEET! but then it was ruined when she said, "Him or the dog?" I was like, "How is that even a debate?! Of course me!" Clearly she did not want to, but its all good.
Moral Of The Story
Whenever there are German exchange students, kiss first, ask questions later...except the guys. Leave those ones alone, ladies.
Also, this is what I was up against for the kiss:
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